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• was attacked by a possum big as an elephant. Ok. not that big. but huge. and not so much attacked as looked at. but traumatized? oh i was. 2 weeks ago
• it's so damn cold this morning. the actual temp is 59 but i could could snuggle under more than one blanket 3 weeks ago
• RT @Amriiita whoever started the RIP kanye west hoax...imma let you finish..but balloon boy had the best hoax of all time! 3 weeks ago
• have you ever felt as tho your hair was in a conspiracy against you? i used to think that. now i just believe mine *hates* me. 3 weeks ago
• Red leaves? days in the high 60s? low 70's? That'd be indian summer, yes? dunno but it's awesome! 3 weeks ago
• Why does shipping take time? I order something, i want it immediately! I WANT IT NOW!!!!!! 4 weeks ago