You’re Never Too Old To <3 a Hooker!


93 Year Old Would Be John

 hooker

Prosecutors have decided to drop a soliciting charge against one of two 93-year-old men who were picked up during recent undercover prostitution stings.

“All I was going to do was talk,” he said Monday. “It wasn’t for sex. I am 93, you know.”

That is rather awkward, yes? The police have high hopes of cleaning the area of “Sex For Hire”… well umm, to be honest? I really have no idea what happened in terms of arresting the hookers , the johns, etc. Except they did , in fact, arrest a 93 year old, Carlos Underhill. 

 old john

 He’s a lonely old man. Why wouldn’t he stop to talk with a hooker? She smiled at him. The article says another old geezer had agreed to pay 30 bucks for sex. That leads me to believe we aren’t talking high end nooky but I’d be willing to believe her tits didnt sag to her knees and she was anywhere from 30-70 years younger than him. So I can see where there would be a level of attraction for him. She’s wearing an outfit “with her (breasts) hanging out.” So like any man, he chose to persue the gentle art of conversation with her rather than a fellow old dude or an old lady in a muumuu.

For that matter, even if he was trying to buy some, what of it? he’s 93 and hell, I think he should get a senior discount!

 

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~ by Layla on March 27, 2008.

6 Responses to “You’re Never Too Old To <3 a Hooker!”

  1. Hilarious. I love a country where kids can buy guns and drive cars and kill others at the age of 16, but where sex is regarded as filth. Especially when it’s with a teacher or for money. In the country with the world’s largest turnover in porn industry, that could strike one as a little hippocrite – but then again: I like a good laugh. as long as I never have to live in the US of A.

  2. they have to be 16 before they can kill?

    interesting. i’ll make note of that.

  3. amerika sucks!!europe is also not ok because of the many forengeirs how come to fuck it up

  4. Pffffff come to holland old men… where life is much better!

  5. To Peter: i’m not old nor a man. i’ve been to Holland. and man!!!!! i could have moved there easily. *grins* However, i also rather distinctly remember that OUTSIDE of the redlight district, most of Amsterdam pretends as tho said redlight district does not even exist. So while your goverment is busy capitalizing on human vice, ours may very well take a puritanical stance to a degree. BUT in my experience, the “regular people” of both places have similar “hypocritical” views.

    To John: Yes? well your spelling sucks, your grammar sucks, and so does your punctuation. I wouldn’t have felt the need to bring any of that up, but random negativity brings out my bitch side. Have a nice day, kthnx!

  6. Hi, I Never Told you’r a (poor) (sexy) old man…; ) just remaining to the article. Are you a old looking lady looking for some hot sex…; ))??

    Well, about your “”redlight district does not even exist.”” come on….. you make me laugh…..Who did you spoke with..Cohen??

    about “hypocritical” spoken… The us of a rules..bohahahahhaaha

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