If You Watch Porn, You Might Get Stabbed


Stabbed Over A Wank

 

A La Crosse woman is accused of stabbing her boyfriend Tuesday afternoon after she caught him watching pornography and masturbating, according to La Crosse police reports.

Rachel Ferrara, 23, found her 24-year-old boyfriend inside her home at 920 Cameron Ave., No. 4, about 3:30 p.m., reports stated.
The couple argued and Ferrara accused the man of being a “(expletive) cheater,” reports stated. She punched him twice in the abdomen and kicked him in the groin, police said.

Ferrara then backed the man into the kitchen, where she grabbed a 5-inch serrated knife and slashed his arms before stabbing him in the abdomen, according to reports.

The Porno Nazi!

First. I’m astounded. What kind of pussy is going to let a bitch do that to him? If I were a man, I’d totally follow the sensible advice of “You don’t hit a woman.” So OK, she could get the first punch for free. However, that being said, when she wound up for the second punch, a bitch would find herself knocked to the floor.

So he jerked off? I’m failing to see why that’s a big deal. If I were that man, I would probably watch porn, too, in order to build a stockpile of fantasy if I had to look at *THAT* day in and day out.

I know some chicks that have a problem with pornography. Actually, in most cases, it’s just a manifestation of some major self-esteem problems. I could see getting mad if the guy wouldn’t get it on without the pornography, but she wasn’t even there. he was just having a bit of alone time. Ladies, you are setting yourself up for huge failure if you tell a man “not only can you not have any other bitch but me, but you can’t even *THINK* about any other bitch but me.”

I know I keep coming back to this: but damn! That dude isn’t a MAN if he’s going to let a bitch stab his ass over porn. Seriously. Those people are fucked up. She needs a prescription for some strong tranquilizers and he needs to grow a set.

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~ by Layla on July 17, 2009.

2 Responses to “If You Watch Porn, You Might Get Stabbed”

  1. it wasn’t the dude’s fault though!

  2. Not really sure which is worse: The whole being stabbed with a serrated knife thing or the fact that the news report listed his EXACT address. You know the poor bastard now has to move.

    Back to the serrated knife. Readers please note that this is a poor choice unless your victim is crusty and bread-like.

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