Suicide Pumpkins

When Pumpkins Stage a Coup

It was a mess when the Suicide Pumpkins were leaping to their death from a moving truck the other day.  The Detroit area was the ultimate target of the evil gourds’  plot of terror and mayhem.   Disguised as normal vegetables, these depraved vegetables allowed themselves to be loaded onto a truck for transport.  Once on the interstate, though, their nefarious plans manifested quickly.  Luckily no one was hurt, just a few broken windshields.

The driver is being made to take the fall with a small fine.  Cleary, he was in collusion to the plot, but he was not the leader.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!

~ by Layla on October 31, 2011.